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[06 Dec 2005|05:55pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and broke their cart with my mind (-10 points). In June I went over and changed [info]peacey56's haircut (17 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last November I ruled Cambodia as a kind and benevolent dictator, installing health, education, economic, and democratic programs as well as giving everyone there Ice Cream (lactose-intolerant ice cream as well) (7009 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords at the MacDonalds near Framingham and accidentally shot a baby factory's propane tanks, killing most of them (-1176 points).

Overall, I've been nice (5841 points). For Christmas I deserve a sexual massage and dish set!

Sincerely,
moxanot

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lame quiz yay! [13 Oct 2005|10:15am]
svsvsvs
Hello, my happy friend. You have high spirits and
know how to have a good time. When your friends
go out, most likely they invite you almost all
the time. You most likely will enjoy your
Halloween. Good for you. Keep up the
excitement. You probably light people's dark
days with your smiles and laughter. Although
you're good, doesn't mean you're an angel. You
can tend to have a scary and/or other type of
side to you. As long as you have fun, do your
scares this Halloween. Have a safe and happy
one, Joyous Pumpkin.


What Halloween Figure Are You? (MANY RESULTS WITH SIX ALL NEW ONES!!)
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[27 Sep 2005|06:18pm]
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A list of things i need to get to upkeep my cultural upkeep (but probably wont get for a long time) [04 Sep 2005|09:10pm]
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas DVD + Book
Evil Dead 1+2 DVDs
Shaun Of The Dead DVD
40-Year-Old Virgin DVD
Anchorman DVD
Fight Club DVD
WHATEVER ELSE
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[06 Aug 2005|08:48pm]
Attention: If you don't plan on going to something you've said you'd go to, please next time don't bother saying yes in the first place, being disappointed is much less annoying if it is initial.
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[29 Jul 2005|08:14pm]
"Now whether she was better roasted, boiled, or carbonadoed [broiled], I know not; but of such a dish as powdered wife I never heard of." - John Smith 1609
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I shanking like shanghai-ing? With more blood? [27 Jul 2005|02:41am]
[ mood | high ]

so I got this pretty great pillow described by my mormor as "the fabric of undergarments". she did not know I decided to claim ownership of it, but I did, maybe due to some subconscious fetish (eh? eh?). The exaggerated sense of joy i feel (euphoria) due to being on the internet while laying on my bed is very exaggerated, and while that was limited in eloquence I don't care.

i am very pleased by my time at MIT hanging out with shela, kate, and jake. the experience is ridiculously fun. I pretty much have decided to obtain liquid from my friends and to just buy 1 dollar worth of candy in them 2/$1 packs instead of meals. besides, soon my mother will have bought sandwich ingredients with which I can bring a dinner so i dont have to spend train money. CLEVER EH?

In recent NorthEastWestSouth, I saw a movie about childpornography with Kate, Jake, and Shela named "Me, You, and Everyone We Know". My rating for the movie was "Kiddie Porn Dungeon", as a 40 year old woman kissed a 6 year old kid, some 14 year old kid recieved oral sex from two girls, and the same 6 year old talked online to the 40 year old woman about pooping into each other's butts, "back and forth". Also there was an old guy with lightening blue shoes, and I want some of those. The other theme in the movie, other than Kiddie Porn Dungeons, was interconnectedness of people and how they all are in the same story, etc. It was mostly kiddie porn. (Modern Art is a sham! It's fake, not real, shit steak!)

Although I KNOW none of you will listen to this music because I am suggesting it, I am going to suggest it with passive aggressive messages challenging your loyalty and trust in me in a bitter and shaming fashion.

Band-Song(s)

Of Montreal
- Wraith Pinned To The Mist (and Other Games)
- Oslo In The Summertime
- Rapture Rapes The Muses
- Penelope
- Pancakes For One
- Fun Lovin' Nun

Pixies
- Where Is My Mind? (yes, was the ending song in fight club)
- Velouria
- Mr. Grieves
- Wave Of Mutilation
- actually, pretty much anything by Pixies you should have

Mindless Self Indulgence
- Tornado
- Kill The Rock
- Bitches
- 1989
- 2 Hookers and An Eightball

Nuetral Milk Hotel
- In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
- King Of Carrot Flowers
- Song Against Sex

Bright Eyes
- The City Has Sex

The Arcade Fire
- Neighborhood #2
- In The Back Seat
- Crown Of Love

The Faint
- Agenda Suicide
- Worked Up So Sexual
- Southern Belles In London Sing (slt)
- Posed To Death

The Decemberists
- The Sporting Life
- We Both Go Down Together
- We Drempt We Were Architects (sp?)

SO yeah. I need sandwiches.

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STAY AWAY FROM DEMONIC ATTACKS [19 Jul 2005|01:03am]
http://www.bible.com/answers/apokemon.html

Excerpt: "When it was first released in Japan in 1997, it was reported that over 600 children went into epileptic seizures while watching the Pokemon cartoons. ©˜   The epileptic seizures were said to be caused by the incessant flashing lights in the cartoon overloading the optical nerves and inciting seizure; however, seizures can also be caused by demonic attack."

http://christiananswers.net/q-wall/wal-g004.html

About: "Seperation Of Church and State"

http://ChristianAnswers.Net/spotlight/games/2000/pokemon.html

Excerpt: "This bears disturbing similarities to witchcraft. In the Nintendo-licensed storyline of the cartoon, Ash, the hero of the series, goes to a tower haunted by dead Pokémon. To detect and identify these Pokémon, Ash uses a Silph Scope (a real instrument used by paranormal researchers to detect ghosts)."

______These writers would be so much more credible if they didn't lapse into saying ridiculous things and using blatant misinterperetations of things. DEMONIC ATTACKS FROM YOUR TELEVISION and similar cries make me think that they are more into witchcraft than anyone reading Harry Potter or using "Psychic". Plus, "potions" in pokemon are not magic! Where the hell did they get that, the real meaning of it has nothing to do with magic either (A potion (from Latin potio, meaning beverage, potion, poison) is a drinkable medicine or poison.)______
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She's a BRICK [15 Jul 2005|09:07pm]
HOUSE
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I love starting off the day with a good helping of someone being angry with me! [13 Jul 2005|07:56am]
:D

I see you working at night and are you sexually amused?
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[08 Jul 2005|05:56pm]
rockland maine
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Donuts On Your Lawn! [04 Jul 2005|09:06am]
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